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	<description>Road Rage on the Information Super-Highway.</description>
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		<title>Get a Tight Grip On Your Butt and Pull Your Head Out.</title>
		<link>http://www.angry-bob.com/2009/05/25/get-a-tight-grip-on-your-butt-and-pull-your-head-out</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 08:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To feel that you or any human has any real effect on the grand scheme is the quintessence of hubris.
Dinosaurs lived on this planet for hundreds of millions of years before us and in a short stroke, the universe erased their existence. Mankind&#8217;s presence has been for less than an eye blink. In the face [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Hate Old School Country Music</title>
		<link>http://www.angry-bob.com/2008/02/24/i-hate-old-school-country-music</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:15:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a Time-Life infomercial shilling the &#8220;Greatest Country Music Ever Recorded&#8221; playing on TV right now and it disgusts me.
Hate doesn&#8217;t even plumb the depths of my revulsion for the slutty, putrid wallowing in the pig slop of everything repulsive about the most animalistic groveling nature of human kind that defines old school country music.
Not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Walking on Broken Glass</title>
		<link>http://www.angry-bob.com/2007/12/28/walking-on-broken-glass</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 21:56:10 +0000</pubDate>
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Well, Verizon FiOS was an interesting experiment. While I was promised  by the sales people at Verizon that they could duplicate what I have  with Brighthouse, the reality proved to be much different.
It seems Verizon has a screwball notion that the only way they can offer  a static IP (something I need [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phun With Phones</title>
		<link>http://www.angry-bob.com/2007/12/01/phun-with-phones</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 21:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have my computer tied to the phone line and have it screen calls for me. Depending on who may be calling, it will let the call pass through, it might just immediately hang up, or it could deliver a message about how we do not respond to telemarketers.
Yeah, we still get calls even after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Historic Wings</title>
		<link>http://www.angry-bob.com/2007/12/01/historic-wings</link>
		<comments>http://www.angry-bob.com/2007/12/01/historic-wings#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:41:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was pissed. I was God Damned pissed. In the midst of the most needed patriotic support this nation ever aspired to, here is a site dedicated to the sacrifices of pilots past and present and it has mostly gone ignored.
I watched in dismay as this site lay fallow for many years. It was a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fog Alert!</title>
		<link>http://www.angry-bob.com/2007/10/03/fog-alert</link>
		<comments>http://www.angry-bob.com/2007/10/03/fog-alert#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To anyone who is expecting to use a fog machine this holiday:
&#8220;&#8230;The warning I received, you can take it with however many grains of salt you wish, that the [Fog Solution from Gemmy] that is circulating around us is not specifically too good. It&#8217;s suggested that you do stay away from that. Of course it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Launching of Bumper #5</title>
		<link>http://www.angry-bob.com/2007/09/23/the-launching-of-bumper-5</link>
		<comments>http://www.angry-bob.com/2007/09/23/the-launching-of-bumper-5#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 09:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You want the truth?  Wikicrapia can&#8217;t handle the truth.  Witness this horrid explanation of the Bumper-WAC program and in particular the launch of Bumper 5.
(correction 02/22/2008: Wikipedia has since made a lame attempt at resolving their abysmal excuse for documentation, mostly through plagiarism)
(update 04/17/2009: It&#8217;s improving &#8212; slowly)
You want a real description of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mama Ain&#8217;t Playin&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.angry-bob.com/2007/09/11/mama-aint-playin</link>
		<comments>http://www.angry-bob.com/2007/09/11/mama-aint-playin#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 01:13:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[


We need more Moms like this one!!  Many  more&#8230;&#8230;
(Found on the InterTubes)










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		<title>Eat This</title>
		<link>http://www.angry-bob.com/2007/08/22/eat-this</link>
		<comments>http://www.angry-bob.com/2007/08/22/eat-this#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So now I&#8217;m listening to the Allman Brothers Band album &#8220;Eat a Peach&#8221; and I&#8217;m reminded of the fact that there are lyrics to &#8220;Mountain Jam.&#8221;
&#8220;No there isn&#8217;t! &#8221; I&#8217;ve heard for years, and I was made to feel like an idiot. But in the back of my mind there were ghostly wisps of words [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reminiscence</title>
		<link>http://www.angry-bob.com/2007/08/04/reminiscence</link>
		<comments>http://www.angry-bob.com/2007/08/04/reminiscence#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2007 23:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.angry-bob.com/2007/08/19/reminiscence/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I just listened to Warren Zevon&#8217;s album &#8220;Bad Luck Streak in Dancing School&#8221; and was reminded of a time past.  A specific and obscure point where time stands still, but dilates both forward and backward.
This exact moment was captured within the confines of a trailer, in a trailer park. What was unique was that [...]]]></description>
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