Angry Bob

When you’re dieing, sometimes shit just makes you think…

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Lyrics:

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle
Don’t grumble, give a whistle!
And this’ll help things turn out for the best.
And…

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistling]

If life seems jolly rotten
There’s something you’ve forgotten
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you’re feeling in the dumps
Don’t be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that’s the thing.
And…

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling] (come on!)
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistling]

For life is quite absurd
And death’s the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it’s your last chance, anyhow!
So…

Always look on the bright side of death [whistling]
A-just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistling]

Life’s a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true.
You’ll see it’s all a show
Keep ‘em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And…

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
(What are ya goin’ to lose ya’ know?
Ya came from nothin’, you’re goin’ back to nothin’
What have ya lost? Nothin’!)
Always look on the right side of life!
[whistling]
(Nothin’ will come from nothin’, ya know what I’m sayin’?)
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
(Cheerio ya ol’ bugger, give us a grin)
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]

As you can see I’m now using Wordpress. Adds some polish, but I hate some things about the default settings. Hopefully I’ll get them sorted out and this post will become moot.

The thing I hate with a passion: the word “blog.” Yes this is on the Web and it is a log, of sorts, but “blog” conjures up images of a big, brown, foot-long freshly excreted turd. Somewhere on this page was something called a “blogroll.” Need I say more? All that will be gone as soon as I figure this Wordpress stuff out.