Young Sally Field in bikini as GidgetSo I’m submitting comments to my favorite tech news website. This is a site overrun with under age, oversexed tech geeks who anecdotally live a fantasy life in their parents’ basements.

They are also notoriously liberal (as you could guess since they are physiologically, psychologically and emotionally stunted and expect the world to serve them, but that is fodder for another post).

The subject at hand is The Five Hottest Actresses Who Can Actually Act (meaning they were at least nominated for Academy Awards for their performances – and looked good too.) These actresses are, as to be expected, contemporary.

I suggested a separate “MILF” category for actresses who still met the criteria, but were older. (If you do not understand what MILF means, may I suggest the Urban Dictionary? It is a terrific place to keep up with today’s slang.)

Anyway, I subsequently realized my nominations would probably better qualify for the GILF category. Aaaakkk! “How did I get so old?” I asked.

I was only in my 20’s just 30 years ago!

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